May 2013
e-n-o:
*shy but actually a sex freak*
I REALLY WANNA SEE PACIFIC RIM.
derekunchained:
flutterlings:
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
madagaskar-roumania:
the other day i was watching hannibal with a guy i like and i said “would you eat someone you know?” and he said “like who?” and i said “like, would you eat me?” and he said “i’ve been waiting for you to ask me” we ended up having sex
thank you hannibal for getting me laid
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carry-on-my-wayward-sons replied to your post: I’m so finicky when I try and find new wallpapers
same
ditto
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I'm so finicky when I try and find new wallpapers
They need to be like PERFECT.
And its so hard to find super hero wallpapers that meet my criteria.
Yeesh.
What a life we live.
bitcorn:
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
swaggie2nope:
i cant old sport understand old sport your accent
vaati:
just getting home and someone tells me i dont have anything else to do today or tomorrow
teawithaview:
Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
